Einstein and the Nuclear Space Dolphins vs The Terrorist Comet Armageddon is available in both print form and kindle format (which can be read on any reader). Here is a product description:
In the near but not too distant future, a group of six comets threaten to both strike and destroy all of America. It is up to a small group of White House officials, an unfrozen Einstein, a Japanese/American fisherman from Florida, a dolphin trainer, and an incredibly smart Asian child to save the day with their plan to launch nuclear armed dolphins into space to intercept the comet assault before time runs out and all of America is lost to deadly explosions and fire.

This book is a work of very serious comedy- which explores the possibility of a one day comet attack and the very serious implications it could have on our society. Dick.

(Disclaimer: this book contains very descriptive acts of humorous sexual situations and somewhat offensive words like 'rake-fucking,' and 'clown titties.' It is also borderline retarded. However, take into consideration that it is not nice to make fun of retarded people. They aren't retarded, they are special- You asshole.)
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